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I couldn’t help but laugh picturing you speeding down the stairs for ‘help’ 🤣🤣

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I kept slipping - it's a wonder I didn't break anything!!! X

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I know I shouldn’t, but that did make me chuckle! 😂😘

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Caf! I'm a nervous wreck! X

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Oh my. What a picture. I shouldn’t laugh if you are really scared of it but it is funny 😃😂

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Pretty funny. And what would we do without those smart aleck kids. And I have the same hobby as you with those cords!

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I call it cord macramé ! X

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Very funny!

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It's a parrot from a romance book reader Peggy.

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What an awesome story! Reminds of many years ago when my little sister woke everyone up screaming there was a bat in her room. Yeah right…oh dang there’s a bat in your room!

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My. Worst. Nightmare. !!!!! Xxxx

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OMG the way he threw your words back at you. My daughter does that all the time lol.

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I think it's a skill! Xxx

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I am sitting here in fits of laughter. This is the funniest thing I’ve read for ages. Sorry ( not sorry ) 😂😂😂😂

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You're welcome!!!! Xxxxx

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When I saw the title I thought you were referencing the video that circulated Facebook of a little girl looking outside and telling her mum there was a f-ing goat outside but I have to say Amanda your post did make me chuckle ! Where I work we have some ballsy seagulls who like to wander into the canteen and it’s always my job to get them back out again as everyone else is scared of them ! So maybe you need to hire me to escort me horatio back home !!

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I am keeping you on speed dial for this very occasion!!!!! X

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More than happy to help x

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Oh, Sis! That is hilarious!

I understand what you mean about the confined spaces! We had our two Parrotlets, and when they were out of their cage, they were little sods, and it was a nightmare trying to get them back in! Flapping all over the show! Sadly, they are no longer with us, but... Memories!

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Sorry for your loss... but at least I can now visit! X

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So true, and I think you can cope with Sonu Singh! 💛💛💛

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I would LOVE Sonu Singh! X

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And he would LOVE you, too 💛💛💛

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I know you didn’t find it funny Amanda … but I loved this story and chuckled all the way through it imagining your awful anxiety crawling around on your belly …. But I’m so sorry to say, had I been there …. I’d have been doubled up laughing. Lovely story as all your stories are xxxx

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I laughed so much at this! I love your life Mandy xx

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Hilarious! Not for you but from my viewpoint! How funny!

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OMG Mandy that made me howl with laughter. Sorry. I love his cheekiness. I can just see you on all fours trying to get out of your bedroom lol 🤣🤣🤣 xx

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